Back in September a few West End theatres announced they were reopening with social distancing in place and I got super excited – I’d missed the theatre so much and it felt like a step back towards normality with the theatres reopening. I immediately booked three weekends to London – one in November, December and January.
November and January were obviously cancelled due to national lockdowns but I did get extremely lucky with my December trip. When we came out of the November lockdown and the tiers were announced both my home town and London were put into Tier 2 meaning the theatres, hotels, restaurants etc could remain open and since it was a solo trip I’d still be able to go. London were not in Tier 2 for long before they got bumped to Tier 4 but I still managed to squeeze in my weekend trip.
I caught the train to London after work on Friday 11th December 2020 – the first train was to Wolverhampton and then I changed over for the London Euston train. I was a bit worried about social distancing on the long-haul train so I decided to book a first class ticket so there’d be less people and I could also have a single seat, saving any awkward ‘please don’t sit next to me’ conversations with people who think COVID is a hoax. The journey went as planned and it was nice going first class, I got a poppadom snack box and some other treats and the attendants also managed to dig me out some orange juice after initially thinking they didn’t have any left.
When spending a weekend in London I used to take the Friday off work, travel earlier in the day and watch an evening show but I’ve found I quite like getting to London later and only having to find my hotel, it’s less stressful. This time I stayed in a hub by Premier Inn – I always stay in some kind of Premier Inn now, I’m never sure whether I prefer the hub or the actual Premier Inn. It depends what you’re after – the rooms in regular Premier Inn’s are bigger and I prefer their breakfast but I like the hubs compact rooms and they also have better TV’s. I would say hub is better for the solo traveller due to their size, would be a bit of a squash for a couple.
My first night went smoothly and when I woke up I tried out the hub breakfast – I was initially booked into a different hub a few minutes away but due to COVID that hub closed and I was moved. The new hub only offered continental breakfast and although I was offered a refund I decided to stick with the hotel breakfast – it takes the pressure off trying to find somewhere when I’m hungry and still half asleep. With the new COVID measures you were taken to a table and given a menu where you picked a cereal, yoghurt and pastry/bread item and any drinks you wanted which the waiter then brought to you. On my first morning I had Weetabix, toast, and yoghurt with fruit – I’m not normally a fan of continental breakfast but to be fair it was really nice.
Due to COVID concerns and the amount of times I’ve visited London before I decided to spend a chill morning in my hotel room. I set off in search of some snacks, went back to the room and then watched YouTube on the TV until I needed to head off to find the theatre for my first show.
I’d booked a ticket for ‘The Play That Goes Wrong’ at the Duchess Theatre, a show I’ve already seen quite a few times but still enjoy. I liked the COVID guidelines they had in place – you had a timed entrance and then the theatre was entirely one way which was a bit of a ballache when returning from the bathroom as you had to go down, through the lobby and back up but I felt really safe. I also liked that nobody was allowed to sit next to me, I know that theatres need and prefer every seat to be filled but in terms of comfort it was really nice to have so much extra space. There was also lots of hand sanitiser available and your temperature is taken before you can enter the theatre. You also have to wear your mask for the entire performance unless you’re having a drink or eating, and there are staff members watching to make sure this is followed and that no one takes the piss.
As I said, I’d seen this show a few times already and it was interesting to see the changes they’d made due to COVID. For example, at the start of any ‘Goes Wrong’ show the actors come into the audience before the show starts and things also happen on stage – whilst there were still the usual pre-show shenanigans there was obviously less audience interaction. In this ‘Goes Wrong’ show a member of the audience is brought onto the stage to ‘help set up the stage’ before the show begins but due to COVID one of the actors had to do this instead. There’s also a joke in which one of the actors spits water into another actors face which obviously was cut. Another joke that was cut is that one of the actors usually accidentally sets fire to something which goes out by itself but another actor jumps out and starts spraying it with a fire extinguisher before disappearing backstage and yelling “Of course they didn’t notice! I improvised!” I’m not really sure why that one was cut but presumably it was for the actors’ safety.
I absolutely love ‘The Play That Goes Wrong’ but unfortunately I think it’s one of those shows that I’ve just seen too many times now so I know when all the things are going to ‘go wrong’ – but if you haven’t seen it I absolutely recommend it, I love anything by Mischief Theatre.
One of my least favourite things about watching two shows in one day is the stress of finding somewhere to eat between shows so I’d decided to eliminate that stress this time by booking a table in advance. I settled on the Hard Rock Café in Piccadilly Circus but unfortunately my booking wasn’t until 6PM and the show finished at about 4:30PM.
I’m not surprised that London went into Tier 4 because there was pretty much no social distancing whatsoever. I went to Leicester Square to sit down for a bit while I waited for my reservation and there were street performers with people surrounding them and not social distancing at all. I played ‘Among Us’ for a bit but eventually had to get up and start walking around as my entire body was freezing cold. I sat in Piccadilly Circus too on my phone but that wasn’t fun as there was a loud protest on one side and a busker on the other who literally said “anyway, here’s Wonderwall” as I sat down. Eventually I decided to see if I could have my reservation a bit early and headed to the Hard Rock Café.
Although I couldn’t go to my table immediately I was allowed to hang out in the shop which was nice and warm until my table became available. I do love the Hard Rock Café, I’m such a fussy eater (and I hate it) but there’s always something I like at Hard Rock. After the main I still had some time before my evening show so I decided to order dessert so I went for the brownies and Oh My God the waiter warned me they were massive but I wasn’t prepared at all. I didn’t finish them but they were tasty.
Once I was done it was time to head straight to the theatre to see my evening performance of ‘Death Drop’ which had been described online as ‘The Mousetrap but with drag queens’. This was pretty much my entire understanding of the show and I’d treated myself to a ticket on the front row. The COVID measures were pretty much the same as the first theatre and again, I felt really safe.
I wasn’t sure about ‘Death Drop’ at first, I began to worry that my front row seat had been a mistake as I thought there was going to be dreaded audience participation but luckily there wasn’t really. A lot of the earlier jokes went over my head but as it went on I ended up really enjoying it. I loved all the queens but for me personally LoUis CYfer and Kemah Bob absolutely stole the show. There was also a song at the end of Act One that I really loved but can’t find a recording of anywhere online. In the end I really enjoyed the show, it was everything I love about theatre rolled into a hilarious performance.
After that it was time to head back to the hotel. The next day followed a similar suit, breakfast in the hotel before packing up and heading to Victoria station to catch a coach home instead of the train. The coach felt a bit safer as presumably they keep an eye on the number of tickets booked meaning social distancing can be more easily enforced whereas it’s harder to keep track with trains. Before I knew it the weekend was over and I was back in Telford.
Theatre has taken such a massive hit lately so if you can support them then please do so! At the moment Mischief Theatre are doing someone online live shows called ‘Mischief Movie Night In’ which are £10 a ticket and I can’t recommend them enough, they’re hilarious and completely improvised. They have their final weekend next week so get tickets whilst you still have chance!